《Learntolove》英文剧本,一个教我们如何学会去爱人
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《Learntolove》英文剧本,一个教我们如何学会去爱人

** learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --someone **

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they have been married for two years. he loves literature, and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. he is also into photography, and he handle their wedding photos.

he loves her very much. likewise with her. she has a quick temper, and always bullies him. he is a gentleman, and always gives in to her. today, shes being "wilful" again.

her : "why cant you be the photographer for my friends wedding? she promised shed pay."

him : "i dont have time that day."

her :"humph!"

him : "huh?"

her : "dont have time? write less of those novels,and you will have all the time you need."

him : "i...someone will definitely recognize my work some day."

her : "humph! i dont care, youll have to do it for her.! "

him : "no."

her : "just this once?"

him : "no."

negotiations broken. so, she gave the final warning: "give me a yes within three days, or else..."

first day. she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...except the double-bed, to show her "benevolence". of course, she has to sleep on it too. he didnt mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.

second day. she conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "seek any external help, and you bear the consequences." hes nervous now. night. on the bed. he begs for mercy, hoping that shell end this state.

she doesnt give a damn. no way am i giving in, whatever he says. until he agrees.

third day. night. on the bed. hes lying on the bed, looking to one side. shes lying on the bed, looking to the other side.

him : "we need to talk."

her : "unless its about ! the wedding, forget it."

him : "its something very important."

she remains silent.

him :"lets get a divorce."

she did not believe her ears.

him : "i got to know a girl."

shes totally angry, and wanted to hit him. but she held it down, wanting to let him finish. but her eyes already felt wet. he took a photo out from his chest. probably from his undershirt pocket, thats the only place she didnt go through yesterday. how careless!

him : "shes a nice girl."

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him : "she has a good personality too."

shes heartbroken, because he puts a photo of some other girl "close to his heart".

him : "she says that shell support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."

shes very jealous, because she said the same thing in the past.

him : "she loves me truly. "

she wishes to sit up and scream at him: "dont i?"

him : ! "so, i think she wont force me to do something that i dont want to do."

shes thinking, but the rage wont subside.

him : "want to take a look at the photo i took for her?"

her : ".....!"

he brings the photo before her eyes.

shes in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning mark of a slap on his face.he sighs. she cries. he puts the photo back to his pocket. she pulls her hand back under the blanket. he turns off the light,and sleeps. she turns on the light, and sits up. hes asleep. she lost sleep. she regrets treating him the way she treated him. she cried again, and thought about a lot of things. she wants to wake him up. she wants to have a intimate talk with him. she doesnt want to push him anymore. she stares at his chest. she wants to see how the girl looks. she slips the photo out. she wanted to cry, and she wanted to laugh.its a nicely taken photo of herself. a photo he took for her. she bends down, and kissed him on his cheek. he smiled. he was just pretending to be asleep.

the end

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